Thank me for smoking!

Today I picked up a carton of Camel Lights Hard Pack…for $42.70! When you see me puffing away fifty feet from any public building, looking at me with disdain for my filthy, but perfectly legal and very enjoyable habit, just take pause and consider how much I am contributing to your children’s education and road maintenance or something through my generous sin tax payments on top of my income taxes.

Be nice to smokers, we don’t have much time left.

On an organizational culture note, if you want to know what’s really going on in your business, head to the smoker’s lounge. They are probably the most well-informed, cross-functional team you have.

Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em!