The Prince Of Swords

In case I find the two dimensional nature of my imaginary NSFW t-shirt company (Phat Cock Tees) constraining to the point of hindering my artistic vision, I now have a “Plan B”.

A Shopbot

Dirty things out of dimensional lumber and exotic hardwood!
Hot Japanese Cherry Blossom action.
Got wood?
Shiny meh-tal. Hard as steel.